College Collage

I've learned a lot today, and I only had one class. Today is Unofficial St. Patrick's Day.

• I learned that today is not the best day to have a campus tour with your parents.



• I learned that when a fight breaks out and it is described as "hot" and "sick" it will only make you think of that guy you saw vomiting.



• I learned that today all teachers will take attendence and ask you to note whether or not you're sober.



• I learned that only today will classmates openly accuse one another, during class, of being drunk.



• I learned that F. Scott Fitzgerald was extremely autobiographical in his writing.



• I learned that being loud and drunk on the 22 is not cool with the bus driver.



• I learned that it must really suck to have an exam today.



• I learned that I live a very sheltered college life.



• I learned that professor Dahlquist approves of drinking, but only in moderation.

...and it isn't even noon!

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